Clean Up
Grace Are you done washing up? Jim Almost! Just one more dish left. Grace You could have done the dishes later. We are in the middle of a movie. Jim There! I am done. Grace Well?! Come on now! Jim My hands feel rough and uneven like the surface of the moon, and dry. Let me just apply some cream, and I will be right there. Grace You know, I think you are showing symptoms of OCD. Jim This is no OCD. This is necessary. I have dry skin. If I don’t keep it moisturized it will soon start cracking, then bleeding, then God knows what. Grace Then it is your dry skin that is giving you OCD? Case in point, you don’t get dry skin if you do not wash your dishes. In fact, you will get dry skin if you do. How about that? Jim Then who will do my dishes? I will have to do my dishes anyway, if not now, two hours later, or tomorrow. By then the crumbs will have proudly ...