Plight of the Indian Researcher: Food

INT. LAB OFFICE

 Four guys taking an afternoon break from work, meeting in the kitchen making some coffee.

 D
What are you guys doing in the evening?

 A
Oh, I have to clone some cells, and do some transfection, might be quite late before I go home.

 B
I have a ton of confocal images that need analysis. I have to submit to X by tomorrow.

 C
I have actually almost finished for the day, but I will be going to a talk from here, in an hour.

 D
Okay! I am going home and cooking dinner.

 EXIT.

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