Plight of the Indian Researcher 

INT. PUB


 


Four friends gather for drinks.


 


                      A


          God made us in his image, but gave


          us cancer to deal with. I am


          working on a gene, if you delete


          it, cancer will be cured.


 


                      B


          God made us in his image, but gave


          us mental disorders to deal with. I


          am working on a program able to


          detect abnormalities in the genome


          of patients suffering from complex


          mental disorders.


 


                      C


          God made us in his image, but gave


          us mortality to deal with. I am


          working on a mouse model that


          presents the symptoms of aging, and


          I am very close to making a


          breakthrough that will make us


          immortal.


 


                      D


                (Confused, and a bit


                 uncertain, anxiously


                 flitting through his


                 mobile)


          I am doing great research also!


          But, every day I pray to God to get


          me results before fellowship runs


          out.

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